im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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