tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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