My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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