The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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