Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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