Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
honey bunches of taint.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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