Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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