O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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