well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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