Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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