I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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