We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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