You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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