oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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