Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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