I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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