We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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