hell yes lets make some ravioli
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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