Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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