Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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