eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
