I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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