That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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