I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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