Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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