Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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