On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
is wine microwaveable?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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