You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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