bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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