Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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