Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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