Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
