I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
North Korea, Best Korea!
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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