Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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