This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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