I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
COCAINE IS GR8
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