We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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