"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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