just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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