Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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