Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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