They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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