So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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