Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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