i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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