did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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