Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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