i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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