You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You can't just leave with hair like that
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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