have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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