this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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