in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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