I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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