I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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