I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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