No, drunk sperm still make babies.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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