Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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